your ass is the size of the moon

officialunitedstates:

you’re brushing your teeth when suddenly your mint toothpaste tastes like eggs. do you

a)  power through and continue brushing
b)  wash your mouth out
c)  go to your fridge and get out the eggs and bite one to see if it tastes minty

fidelityruns:

Japanese fisherman for @notanotheripodshuffle although she doesn’t come on anymore

hahaha i log onto tumblr for the 1st time in months and see this… that’s not my name dude but arigats for the sentiment & my fav fisherman